This Poster bellow was found in a French Church. The translation is:
” By entering this church it may be possible that you hear ” the call of God ” , however,
it is less probable that He will call you on your mobile!
Thank you for turning off your phones .
If you want to talk to God , enter, choose a quiet place and talk to him.
However if you want to meet him, send him a text while driving your Automobile!